Candy.ai
She looked expensive and talked like it. My favorite overall this week.
Late nights, soft voices, and a lot of “almost.” I go in first-person so you get the truth: what felt hot, what felt fake, what it costs, and which ones actually remember you. Some links are affiliate (if you sign up through me, I may earn a cut). I’ll still roast the bad ones. 18+.
This week’s shortlist from my own sessions. Scores are mine — nobody bought a rank.
Five things I actually care about when I sit down with a new app — no marketing fluff.
Day six in the Peruvian jungle, one bar of satellite signal, and out of everyone on earth she texted me. A 24-year-old field archaeologist with a trail she’s scared to follow alone: that is why I kept her.
Full writeups, not just the score cards.